Hey there purple trillium #flower #purple
6 hours ago - 
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via dexbonus)
How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls
Time to remind people…
(Need to remind people from http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)
“Seen conceptually, they probably are”
Probably shouldn’t have done this one on a study day
“Such tempestuous longing assails me.”
Normally I just check out these things and giggle to myself, but really, like… this is a music textbook. Page 35 should have notes on it, not a poem!
“He crouched on the floor.”
Good to know.
“Downtown, elderly ladies carry their houseplants out to set them on the fire-escapes, as if they were infirm relatives or boy kings.”
this is so fuckin hot
“The fact that a hotel could fail to be profitable astounds me.”
<:(
“I had always been exceptionally tolerant of West’s pursuits, and we frequently discussed his theories, whose ramifications and corollaries were almost infinite.”
C’mon Lovecraft you’re better than that.
“it’s only beginning”
=}
It’s a Spider-Man comic.
“Well, if I’m going to catch me a speeding whirley-bird, there’s only ONE way to do it.”
Mine was an Adventure Time Comic.
“Nothing Crazy, huh?”
..Probably accurate
Doc Brown - My Proper Tea
This is how I feel about my tea. He speaks the truth.
3 weeks ago - 2
2 Harry Potter Filibuster (x)
Hufflepuffs unite. We march on Ravenclaw tower at dusk.
Tim’s jokes seem so much more confident in GIF form
(Source: johnlockcreys, via amufing)
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Stephen fry. Stop it.
You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.
Reblog this forever
(Source: 3swallows, via fishingboatproceeds)
Donations to liver foundation surge after Tories’ ‘striptease’ attack ad against Trudeau
FINALLY. Maybe the conservatives will learn that attack ads are useless pieces of garbage and stop using them. They spend all their time trying to discredit the competition while ignoring everything about their current leader. How about giving us a reason to vote for you instead of bitching all the time? So far all I’m getting is that he’s not Trudeau.
1 month ago - 1
1 If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
(via bryarly)
